Date: Sat, 13 Nov 1999 16:55:08 +1030 From: "RICHAR-D-AVION" <firstname.lastname@example.org> To: email@example.com Message-Id: <aabcdefg3822$foo@default> Subject: CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER (ON/UP) IT?
Pardon my French, but what La******************Least is going on
these Finger Puppets?
Surely Finger Puppets don't sell as well as plants? Forget the
puppets and just SELL the Plants - that's the way you do it - your
Cephs. for nuffink and your Pings. for free.
I've been falling asleep the past couple of nights thinkin' - there
must be some elicit substance or other impregnated into them there
felts to make them THAT, popular!
But then again maybe it's just Autumn in Useless A and people over
there have the unusual custom of going around gloved to the hilt in
puppets, glazed over with the aire and expectancy of being FELT-up?
I suppose I've got to thank Gott that they're usin' Felts instead
of Furs - NOW, that really would get me thinkin'!
Oh by the way the above's a joke if y/furr-w'u'ndering; no malice
intended but surely there's gotta-be a better way of makin'
Glove-Puppet, Pocket Money?
Or is it all-just, retro-nostalgia over Sesame Street?
Anyway he's humpin' for an answer ...,
PS: If you work at Australia Post (their Motto: "We Deliver!"); you
can literally lose your job, ... if take 'a package'! (*u*) though
if you fall-over and sprain your ankle ... it's practically
Christmas. Come to think of it folks - it is! Wonder what Tim's
goanna be doing on "Tool-Time" ... roasting the chook by 5000 Watt
Parabolic Reflector, now that's gotta scorch!?
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