Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 11:33:36 PDT From: "Steve Klitzing" <starbirdcom@hotmail.com> To: cp@opus.hpl.hp.com Message-Id: <aabcdefg3014$foo@default> Subject: Directions to Albion Bog
1. From San Francisco, Go North on Highway 101. 2. When you get to
Willits, turn west. 3. Drive for 45 minutes until you reach the coast.
4. Go north on highway 1 for about 2 miles. 5. You will see a large
beach with white sand. 6. Drive out onto the beach and drive 3 miles.
7. You will come to a small road that comes out of the woods. 8. Go up
the road into the woods. 9. Turn right at the sign that says "Forbidden
Access". 10. Drive down the road for 1/4 mile until you reach a gate.
11. Give the man at the gate $50. He will let you in. 12. Drive down
the path until you reach an abadoned germ warfare facility. 13. Open
the door on the burned out building to the right. 14. Put on rubber
boots and enter the building. 15. Walk down the corridor that is
filled with 1 foot of alcohol. 16. Turn right at the 16" thick
stainless steel door. 17. Open the door by turning the spinner
counter-clockwise. 18. Go to the third shelf on the left and get the
bottle marked "Z-453". 19. Behind the bottle is a .45 automatic with a
silencer. 20. Put the pistol in your coat. 20. Return to your car
and drive out the way you came. 21. If the man at the gate tries to
stop you, use the pistol. 22. When you get back to the beach, take
Highway 1 north. 23. In about 12 miles, you will see a large pumpkin
patch on the left. 24. Drive into the pumpkin patch and get out of
your car. 25. The pumpkins will be arranged in neat rows. 26. Go to
the fourteenth row of pumpkins. 27. Find the ninth pumpkin in that
row. It's the only one that's carved. 28. Remove the top of the
pumpkin, and put the bottle of "Z-453" inside. 29. Put the top back on
the pumpkin and return to your car. 30. After 10 minutes, a purple
Volvo will drive up. 31. A swarthy-looking man with one eyebrow will
give you a newspaper. 32. Give him a quarter and take the newspaper.
33. Drive to the Burger King in Fort Bragg and park in the back. 34.
Open the paper and turn to the garden section. 35. There will be a
note inside telling you how to get to the Albion Bog. 36. Good luck.
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