RE: VFT evolution

Michael.Chamberland (23274MJC@MSU.EDU)
Tue, 13 Jun 95 15:51 EDT

> I think that VFTs were the result of genetic experimentation
> by the lost civilization of intelligent dinosauroids. After forcing
> existing species into near-extinction through over-collecting in the wild
> and destruction of habitats, older varieties were "rescued" and altered
> via gene-splicing techinques and distributed world-wide via carnivorous
> plant societies. The popularity of the plants was due, in part, to the
> fact that this species of dinosauroid evolved from meat-eating hunter and
> they felt a kinship with the carnivorous plants. The distribution we see
> today is what is left after the dino civilization fell and the engineered
> plants became naturalized.

I have heard that the depression in the Carolinas where VFT grow is a crater
formed by a Foreign Body that impacted the Earth. (1)

I have also heard that strange rock fragments found on the Earth have
been identified as originating from the moon. They say these got here
when a Foreign Body impacted with the moon, sending away impact fragments
which fell apon the Earth. (2)

This leads me to suspect that VFT have a Alien Origin. VFT probably
originated on an Evil and Hostile planet. They traveled to Earth on
Space Flotsam (3) left when Evil World was destroyed by the Great Race of
Space Megatheria (4)

These facts may be subject to dispute. Do we have an astronomer in the
house? :-)

Literature Cited

1) The X-Files, May 3, 1994 2) In Search Of... June 20, 1986 3) Arthur
C. Clarke's Mysterious World, September 19, 1994 4) BBC broadcast of "So
Long and Thanks for All the Fish" (I admit there
was a lot of static that night).

Michael Chamberland